Wear a black bra under your white blouse, like two notes on a sheet of music.

No one should ever see your gums when you talk or laugh.

Find your perfume before you turn thirty. Wear it for the next thirty years.

Be unfaithful: cheat on your perfume, but only on cold days.

Always be fuckable… You just never know.

Read those first few lines, then made a bee line dash towards the register. Yup! We are going home.  I saw the book while reading Man-reppellers blog sometime last year, later got the book -Damn you Barnes and Noble, it was an impulse buy- read it, and here isthe  book review now. Ah, better late than never, or so they say.

It’s super hilarious because it had me grinning half the time. I finished this book in a few hours, but I frequently go back to it due to its little phrases of wit sprinkled all over like powdered sugar on French toast.. Yumm!

I enjoyed it, I don’t know if I am now Parisian here in Baltimore, but I did learn a few things…

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